10 tricky things you should NEVER tell or ask to your girlfriend.

)Never say how many women you had sex with and how many women you want to have sex with.

Outcome:whenever u have a fight with your girlfriend,she may tell you the following:1)Now,i get it why the previous"number"chicks gave u your shoes and kicked you out.2)Now i get it why the other"number"chicks u want to screw have their legs closed to you.Trust me,that's too harsh and traumatic to hear..

2)Never start with the phrase"We need to talk"

Outcome:You will get an answer"sure,but what should we talk about?"and there comes the massacre.A woman listening to such a phrase from you,is reacting like she sees her first drop of blood in her underwear and period starts.

3)Never say that you don't want to have sex tonight because u feel tired.

Outcome:She'll be chasing you for sex till she gets it.It's like saying to a lion that you ain't scared of it.It'll simply do anything to prove you that you are wrong.

4)Never say anything like"my best friend"when referring to your friends.

Outcome:She'll take a disappointing/questioning look and will ask you the next day something like"About what you were saying yesterday.."Don't you think i am a good friend for you also?can't u have fun with me?" blablabla.It's like saying to a diamond that gold is more worthy.

5)Never EVER keep quite or smile whenever she is smiling and looking at you when you see a movie where a couple is getting married or is having children.

Outcome:She ll take your silence for a positive answer to her silent question"isn't that great?imagine our wedding etc".This is a fatal mistake.

6)Never tell her that her mother is beautiful.

Outcome:You ll get a question like"more beautiful than me?"you ll answer diplomatically "I think in your age she was as good as you honey".She'll reply back in an ironic tone"Aha,let's invite her then one night to have a threesome".You will smile,altho you tried to hide it and then Hell will be unleashed.

7)Never ask her if u got fat.

Outcome:She will smile,and say "yeah a little,but i love your belly"and then she ll ask you back right away"have i gained any weight?".And that's when u get screwed.Because whatever your answer may be,she ll keep asking till u say"just a little bit sunshine,but it's ok.all the weight got stuck in your boobs and that's good".And then again..What will follow can be perfectly described with the word"Massacre".

8)Never tell her that you are bored.

Outcome:She ll ask "am i getting you bored?".You will answer..no honey it's not you.I am just not in the mood.feeling a little blue today.And then what follows will be like a heavy rain of questioning that will make you feel like a british green beret being interrogated by a gestapo officer.

9)Never tell her that you wanna buy a 2 seat sports car for you and her.

Outcome:she ll ask"That's really nice but what about the kids".You ll just freeze when you hear that,and kindly answer"What kids honey".And there u have kissed you peace and sex goodbye for the rest of the week.

10)Never ask her to marry you.

Outcome:Either the answer is a " fuck yes" or "i am sorry but i don't think i am ready yet blablabla",you are screwed my friend.yeah that's right.screwed.Not because you never screw another girl in your life,but because you ll have opened the door to the dark panic room called"routine".And to survive in that room you have to know how to adapt.If you can't adapt and adjust,then do not enter that room.